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28 Nov

If Disney Characters were real…

27 Nov

… and took photos of themselves online…

The Big Book of Pussy

21 Nov
There has been the Big Book of Butts, the Big Book of Boobs and the Big Book of Penises. So, it was enevitable that Taschen would release the Big Book of Pussy. I love the description for it on Taschen’s website:

The cat’s out of the bag

The body part series wraps up with the origin of us all

Check some pages from the book below:

Makes Sense

21 Nov

I’ll have either please!

18 Nov

Get Sampled

18 Nov
Do you love clothes? And Music? And Fun? Of course you bloody do! That means that you should DEFINATLY come to Sampled, an amazing event put on by The Orders and Main Squeeze. It’s the whole weekend of the 3rd – 4th December and there will be your favourite street-wear brands for a fraction of the price, art for sale, music to listen to, oh and I’ll be there doing all you nails! Yep yep! come along…
The Orders & Main Squeeze in association with www.WhoSampled.compresent SAMPLED

Midday – 6pm Saturday 3rd & Sunday 4th December 2011
@ Bar Music Hall, 134 Curtain Road, London EC2A 3AR

£2 all day or £5 with entry to the club included!

Sampled combines a sample sale with a record fair and a club night featuring your favorite street wear brands at a fraction of their usual price, some of the UK’s best record dealers, sets of original Soul, Jazz, Funk & Disco breaks from some of the finest DJs in the UK, a nail bar and a stall selling art.

We have hand picked brands to trade on the day making sure you get your hands on your favourite street wear brands at a fraction of their usual prices. Brands trading include: Stussy, Alife, Fenchurch, Depehct. Stones Throw, Generic Surplus, Gimme Five, Any Forty, Stones Throw, DGK, Expedition One, Organika, BLVD, Osiris, Circa & more.THE RECORDS
Trading in new and classic vinyl & CDs from Hip-Hop box sets to rare Soul & Jazz LPs are Mr Thing, Crazy Beat,, Jake BBE, JP & Nice Up making sure there is plenty to interest even the most avid collector.

Throughout the day we have an army of the finest DJs all spinning sets of original breaks as sampled by your favourite producers be they Hip-Hop, House or beyond. DJs include Spin Doctor, Mo Fingaz, Who Sampled DJs, Shepdog, JP, Jake BBE & more.

One of the hottest new talents on the London nail art scene is will be setting up shop for the week end so come and get pampered by Nails By Hells.

The Scrawl Collective are some of the most sought after artists in the land. Travelling the world for exhibitions and commissions alike you can see what all the fuss is about for yourself as they host a stall giving you the chance to get your hands on a one off piece of art.

After the sale on Saturday night we are re-opening for a one off club night with an incredible line up for DJs including Mark Rae (Rae & Christian), Andy Smith (Portishead), Mr Thing, Spin Doctor, Mo Fingaz & BobaFatt all spinning sets laden with samples and the music they created.

For more information on this event or if interested in getting involved in future events please contact or

Here are my prices for the event, what? £10 for a full set of amazing nails? I must be joking right? Nope, it’s true, come down to show some love and I’ll show some love right back by doing your talons…
Join the Facebook event page here. xx

Am I having Sex?

17 Nov

Sometimes I get confused as to whether I’m having sex or not. Luckily I have found this handy flowchart which will help me out in future sticky (ahem) situations…

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